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(So the players are going to an agricultural town, and on the way pass fields of a purple fruit they’ve never seen before)

(After the Wizard makes a medium nature check)
DM: So this is a fruit called a shimmer pear; it’s purple and people enjoy eating it in the winter because it warms them, but you can’t remember one more thing about it.

Rogue: it’s probably poisonous, right?

Wizard: Probably. We should just-

Fighter: Screw it. I eat one.

DM: Alright! Make a Con saving throw
(he fails)
DM: Ok so you fall to the ground, unconscious and poisoned.

Rogue: Seriously? I told you!

Wizard: Let’s be poisoned together! I eat one too!

DM: Ok then?
(Wizard then proceeds to roll a nat 20 on his saving throw)
DM: (while laughing) So you, Wizard, find the fruit incredibly delicious and eat a few as you watch your friend froth at the mouth on the ground.

Wizard: Perfect!

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