Marauders: Language

jencala:

Sirius: *bangs toe on the side of his desk* FUCK!

James, gasping as he covers Remus’ ears: Pads! LANGUAGE!

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James: *spills ink over his notes* SHIT-

Lily, glaring as she covers Remus’ ears: LANGUAGE POTTER!

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Peter: *trips down a flight of stairs* AH GOD DAMMIT MY LEG-

Sirius, gaping at Peter while he covers Remus’ ears: Peter! Watch your language!

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Lily: *accidentally puts in the wrong ingredients for a potion* Bloody hell-

Peter, shouting loudly so Remus misses the swear: LA LA LA LANGUAGE LILY!

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Remus, dropping a bunch of books, his quills, and several pots of ink as he and his friends are on their way back to the Common Room: Fuck shit god fucking dammit my life’s literally fucking hell what the absolute bloody fucking shit my god damn homework was in there by Merlin’s sweaty and saggy balls it’s now all fucking ruined fuck-

Rest of the Marauders:

Rest of the Marauders:

Rest of the Marauders:

Rest of the Marauders: aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-