jencala:

James: Is the equipment secure?

Remus: Check.

James: Wand loaded?

Remus: Check.

James: Did you have breakfast?

Remus: What? That’s not on the checklist.

James: I added it because I care about you.

Remus: No, I did not have breakfast.

James: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.

Remus: [pulls out a breakfast bar] Hey, there’s little chocolate chips in this.

James: Yeah, I’m not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fibre.