accio-shitpost:

snape: i found this…‘marauders map’ in potter’s possession. do you know anything about this?

remus ‘moony’ lupin, marauder and prankster extraordinaire, one of the only four people to have successfully mapped hogwarts, knows full well that snape is vaguely aware of his childhood nickname, currently having flashbacks to bewitching this thing to insult everyone but snape in particular: no