prongsfootpotter:

remus: [cant find tonks] has anybody seen a woman who usually has pink hair?

remus: wait no i got this

remus: [clears throat] reMUS LUPIN IS A COWARD AND A BROKEN MAN

[the skies open up and a heavenly light descends upon the street. two shadows come tumbling out, crashing and shrieking]

james and sirius, from beyond the grave: what the FCuK did yOU saY ??! !?

remus: wait wtf.. guys??