Headcanon accepted!! Someone once asked me what the difference between a raven and a chair was and my brain was too fried to come up with anything witty so I said “you shouldn’t shove either up your butt” and now people don’t ask me riddles anymore
Hii I have this headcanon that (especially older) Ravenclaws are super pissed off by all the riddles and ultimately answer like that: -What kind of dogs never barks? (A hot dog) -a fucking dead dog -well..technically, yes. -Forwards, I am heavy. Backwards, I am not. What am I? (A Ton) -the fucks that I let go about a year ago. And the doorknob would just go with it and swing open and young Raveclaws would be stunned and there would be competitions about who’s the sassiest it would be amazing
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