[Sirius, clearly panicking, running over to Remus]
Sirius: REMUS! I FUCKED UP REALLY BAD.
Remus: What happened?!
Sirius: I was doing math with Harry and told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’.
Sirius: And I didn’t realize what I had said until he started to panic and yelled ‘BUT DADFOOT, I ONLY HAVE TEN’. And now he can’t stop crying!!
Adventures of Dadfoot and Moomy pt. 1
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