daredevhls:

alrightpotter:

omg just imagine how the marauders would’ve dealt with umbridge

#OH mY GOD#sirius would literally call her umbitch to her face#remus would be the most passive-aggressive little shit on the planet#he’d prank her the worst tbh#and ofc he’d never get caught#and james is the one who answers back to her in class and challenges her on everything#peter tho#he’d be so snarky#little sarcastic comments after everything she says#he mutters them under his breath#and umbridge can never figure out why those four little shits keep giggling in her class like WHAT#THEY SHOULD BE SCARED OF HER RIGHT???#IT WOULD BE EPIC#mhmm#they’d all deliberately be so charming one week and then absolutely destroy her in class the next week#SHE IS IN A CONSTANT STATE OF CONFUSION#all her wardrobe gets turned a sickly green colour#her veritaserum supplies mysteriously gets exchanged with amortentia and then she suddenly has 50 lovesick students attempting to smooch he#(some remain in therapy their whole lives)#and mcgonagall looks on with satisfaction#and dumbledore just twinkles away tbh#and LILY#omg#she joins james in class and argues with her all the time#THIS IS WHEN JAMES AND LILY START TO FALL IN LOVE#bc shes so annoyed at this woman and then james just stands up and says EXACTLY what she’s thinking and shes like WHOA#and lets be honest umbridge would be TERRIFIED of lily????#she doesnt even know why#(it’s probably the fact that lily has been heard to mutter death threats under her breath when in umbridge’s vicinity)#i cant (via ohmarauders)