Nick Lang (over the loud speaker): Hello StarKids! Our showing of Holy Muuuuusical, B@man will begin momentarily! In case of a fire, please quickly and calmly run for your lives.
StarKids (just behind the curtain): SHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Brian Holden: Hey guys, who’s playing Batman tonight?
StarKids: SHHHHHH!!!
Joe Walker: Anyone remember my first line?
StarKids: SHHHHHHHH!!!!
Meredith Stepien: Good thing it’s a nine o’clock showing (it was an eight o’clock showing).
StarKids: SHHHHHH!!!!!
Random guy that just entered the theater: Did it start yet?
Random guy’s friend: No, they’re just doing weird stuff.
StarKids: SHHHHH!!!!
Random girl: (fake sneezes just like Voldemort in A Very Potter Musical)
StarKids: SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
And then the play actually started.
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