If you think Emmett didn’t get Edward a case of ready whip cans for his birthday that first year he was with Bella, you’re wrong. And Edward just did not get it at all, and Em was like, “because Bella” and Edward was like, “of course, because she’s so sweet and soft and makes everything better.” And Emmett just looked into the camera like the office.

edwardamcullen:

BECAUSE SHE’S SO SWEET AND SOFT AND MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER LKAJSDLKAJDLAKSJDKLASJASKL imagine this happening i’m fucking DYING over the concept that Alice would have seen how it plays out in her head since the moment Emmett decided on this. Like she just had that to entertain herself with until it happened (and of course not think about around edward until it happened)