Houses as Tumblr Text Posts Part Eight

(Sorry for deleting and reposting so much, the formatting keeps getting messed up when I use mobile)
Gryffindor: Your inability to learn handshakes is teaRING THIS GANG APART
Hufflepuff: My kink is people underestimating me and ending up wrong and embarrassed
Ravenclaw: If you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit
Slytherin: I’m wearing all black to mourn the death of my motivation