ultward:

how people think edward and bella are:

edward: bella DO NOT go to la push to see jacob today. that is an order!!!
bella: oh gosh, okay, i’m weak and you’re mean and strong so i won’t 😦
edward: good. i am ANGRY

how edward and bella actually are:

edward: bella PLEASE don’t go to la push to see jacob today
bella, already across the treaty line: what? did you say something?
edward: i said- oh, fuck it. fine. whatever