The Types As Random Family Members

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ESTP: the uncle with the crazy party stories (don’t ask him about his college years)

ESTJ: the grandpa who buys you a stock for your birthday and tells you about how it could be worth billions someday

ESFJ: the soccer (and wine) mom

ESFP: the great aunt who always wanted to be a dancer and now forces her nephews to dance with her at weddings

ISFP: the artsy mom who never let their kids try sports

ISFJ: the mom who’s super sweet but will literally cut you if you don’t use her specific oatmeal raisin cookie recipe

ISTJ: the grandpa who asks you to name random capitals of the world “to see how much you’ve been paying attention in school”

ISTP: the uncle that introduces you to “Lord of the Rings”

INTP: the cousin you hear about but never actually see

INTJ: the uncle who hates kids but the kids still try to win him over

INFJ: the uncle who asks his nieces and nephews what they want out of life when they’re seven

INFP: the cousin who sits in a corner at family gatherings because they don’t want to be bothered

ENFP: the stereotypical crazy aunt

ENFJ: the sweet grandma who you’ll fondly remember years after they’re gone

ENTP: the dad who trolls their kids into wearing outdated crocs because it’s funny

ENTJ: the business dad who’s never home for dinner