the gang @ the mall – hcs

littlewolfdiaries:

johnnybby:

requested by ponybboy!!

• immediate fuckery 
• thanks to soda, steve, and two
• steve notices….the indoor fountain
• “hey soda look this place has an indoor pool”
• two would deadass climb in and yell "HOLY SHIT SODA GET IN HERE”
• and when SODA climbs in:  "NOW ITS A FUCKING SODA FOUNTAIN"
• “AND IT HAS MONEY IN IT???? COOL”
• darry knows that bringing all the boys here together was a bad idea
• homie just needs to shop for the house
• and tbh?? somethin special just for himself like a new shirt or working boots or something
• “GET THE FUCK OUT THE FOUNTAIN STEVE”
• “ AND SODA DONT U DARE”
• “TWO PUT UR FUCKING SHIRT BACK ON OR SO GOD FUUCKING HELP ME”
• “i can’t take you guys ANYWHERE”
• i know that darry FUCKING LOVES j.c. penney, target, macy’s and home depot (but since home depot is not at the mall, they have to make a stop after they leave the mall)
• “THERE IS A SALE ON IN MACYS IN THE HOMEWARE SECTION AND WE ARE NOT GONNA MISS IT" 
• “THE FUCKING SALE IS OVER IN TEN MINUTES AND IM NOT MISSING OUT ON BUYING A NEW BLENDER FOR A GOOD DEAL OF 15 DOLLARS JUST BECAUSE U WANT TO SPEND UR TIME BUYING THOSE FUGLY ASS PRETZELS FROM THAT FOODCART”
• pony and johnny, at first, are sword fighting with tubes of wrapping paper at target
• this is while darry’s buying stuff for the house at home that seems to magically disappear when all the boys are at the curtis house simultaneously….. like sofa cushions???? 
• he doesnt know where they go or who takes them
• but he knows it’s annoying as fuck
• soda?? american eagle, express, j crew (if darry lets him)
• stocking up on ALL the high quality flannels
• STEVE WOULD KNOCK ON THE WRONG FUCKIG DOOR TO THE DRESSING ROOM THINKING IT WAS SODA
• if u leave stevepop alone, there’s a possibility that steve will drag soda to old navy, gap and target 
• they’re probably building a paper towel fort in target
• and they try to stay overnight
• and everyone’s looking for them frantically
• dally……doesnt give a fuck
• kinda like darry?? as long as it’s cheap n practical
• has this unexplainable soft spot for hot topic
• two is just hangin at the foodcourt at first
• then he’s probably chilling at the store that presses the customizable shirts
• unashamedly bought the “thug life? drop the t and get over here” t shirt
• also unashamedly bought a “i like the sound you make when you shut up shirt”
• “darry every time i wear this just know it’s directed towards you”
• “which one?”
• “that’s for u to decide”
• “pls don’t hug me”
• bath and bodyworks??? yankee candle??? JOHNNY
• JOHNNY JOHNNY JOHNNY 
• dally? shOPLIFTING & fuckn sleeping on the display mattresses
• after they get out the mall and get home johnny’s like
• “dally why does ur jacket look like that?”
• *opens jacket onto kitchen table*
• *17 candles roll out*
• “I WAS STOCKING UP ON WINTER CANDY APPLE OKAY??? ITS OUT OF SEASON ITS NOT LIKE THEYLL MISS THEM”
• “DAL WHY”
• “U SAID U LIKED THESE SCENTS AND FOR ME TO HOLD ONTO THEM”
• “YES MEANING ILL DECIDE WHETHER I WANNA GET THEM LATER”
• “DO U WANT THESE OR NOT”
• pony…. my dear boy…. he’s either deal-hunting in macy’s with good ol darry
• or he’s shopping at aeropostale or a&f
• and making hour long stops at hot topic
• two is SLIDING DOWN the escalator that goes down
• and soda is touching the hands of the people going down as he goes up
• two gets a shoelace stuck in the fucking escalator
• how much do u wanna bet
• that they accidentally leave pony behind
• like they’re all in the car, ready to go, bags in the trunk
• and then soda & johnny finally say something
• “wait”
• “where’s pony”

that’s for u to decide